Dear Government Employee: Please stop banging hookers. Thank you, /s/ Eric Holder

Outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder is finally Laying Down The Law.

No more hookers!

A new memorandum from Attorney General Eric Holder instructs employees of the Justice Department to not solicit prostitutes, The Washington Post reports.

The memo insists that hiring prostitutes can be detrimental to the success of the Justice Department.

No shit Sherlock.

“The solicitation of prostitution threatens the core mission of the Department, not simply because it invites extortion, blackmail, and leaks of sensitive or classified information, but also because it undermines the Department’s efforts to eradicate the scourge of human trafficking.”

“I want to reiterate to all Department personnel, including attorneys and law enforcement officers, that they are prohibited from soliciting, procuring, or accepting commercial sex.”

I’ll take “Things You Shouldn’t Have To Tell Grownups” for $200 please Alex.

Our country is in the very best of hands.