Maybe instead of naming them, the Senate could close a few post offices!

While we dangle over the fiscal cliff, Harry Reid rearranges the deck chairs on the SS Postal Service.

Reid’s chamber did find time Thursday evening to conduct other, more mundane business – specifically, naming seven post offices and a section of the Internal Revenue Code.


In Chicago “does not have sufficient architectural significance” means “Not A Monument to Obama”.

The University of Chicago will soon demolish Ronald Reagan’s boyhood home. To make way for a parking lot.

The building the Reagans lived in is about to be demolished. The land now belongs to the University of Chicago’s Medical Center and the plan is to replace it with a grassy strip bordering what will be a new parking lot.

The Commission on Chicago Landmarks turned down an appeal to give the building landmark status on the grounds that it “does not have sufficient architectural significance” and “is not associated with Mr. Reagan during his active and productive years.”

The parking is for … wait for it … a Barack Obama Presidential Library.

The #VRWC Report, I can see Doomsday from my cliff

John Boehner has a Doomsday Plan. It’s practically guaranteed to spell doom for the GOP. Grow a pair Johnny. And stop yer cryin’.

The only thing we have to fear is fearful Republicans. And it’s probably time to man the lifeboats.

Here’s a fun fact. As taxes go up, birth rates go down.

Tis the season for the War On Christmas. Also, to check if you’re on Obama’s naughty or nice list.

Then, join a Christmas flash mob. You’ll be glad you did.

The Pope joined Twitter. Yes, there was a clown in the audience.

Responsibility? Surely it’s racist, or something. Far better to be domesticated by our Washington Overlords, right?

Poster child for Obamacare: Dr. Barbarian, M.D.

Women in combat? Why not go for an all-female army!

Speaking of combative women, Michelle Obama bought a new dress. From NASA.

Teacher locks kid in closet, leaves for the day. Wait, I thought Publik Skoolz were encouraging kids to come out of the closet? No child left behind? Bah!

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Wow, Dear Leader really does have an enemies list. And he’s proud of it.

Barack Milhous Obama:

Obama Warns Congress: “I’ve Been Keeping My Own Naughty And Nice List”

“Joe Biden was in Costco and he wanted to buy some of this stuff, but I told him he had too much work to do. I wasn’t going to have him building roller coasters all day long. Now, of course, Santa delivers everywhere. I’ve been keeping my own naughty and nice list for Washington, so you should keep your eye on who gets some K’NEX this year. There are going to be some members of Congress who get them, and some who don’t,” President Obama said Friday at a rally where he pushed Congress to avoid the fiscal cliff.

Our country is in the very best of hands.