Bacon, the new hate crime

Staten Island Muslims have the keffiyehs in knots over some bacon they found on the ground in a local park. Presumably because worshippers of Allah’s pedophile prophet have never heard of suet before.

The NYPD Hate Crimes Division is investigating an incident at the New Dorp Beach field after bacon was found on the ground before a Ramadan service.

Bacon. It’s a hate crime.

Shooting 19 soldiers while screaming Allah Akbar? Not so much. The Mohammedans are special.

Michelle Obama rains on Olympic champion Gabby Douglas’s parade

Michelle Obama, Killjoy in Chief:

America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas got scolded Monday night by first lady Michelle Obama for eating a celebratory Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after the competition was over.

This occurred on NBC’s Tonight Show with host Jay Leno acting as the devil on Douglas’s shoulder congratulating her for the splurge.

What a shrew.

The #VRWC Report, vacation update

OK, so after 3 weeks on the beach what do I hate most about being back at work? Socks.

Well that, and all the stuff everyone else could have done while I was gone, but left for me, because I’m special. Or something.

Are you ready for Taxmageddon? No? Then you’d better buy Obama a drink.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad endorsed Obama’s re-election, and called for the destruction of Israel. Coincidence? I think not.

As Obama usurps more and more power unto the Executive Branch it behooves us to consider, what if the Anti-Federalists had carried the day?

And, what if we elected patriots instead of poseurs?

Your tax dollars at work: Missile defense staff told to stop surfing porn while on the job. Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Not for nothing, but every one of my friends who brings me his “broken” PC got a virus from surfing porn. Every. Single. One. Live and learn fellas, live and learn.

They support the troops: Obama and the DNC sue to restrict military voting. The ACORN doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Those were the days. Mister we could use a man like Calvin Coolidge again.

Algebra is for nerds. Because the dumbing down of America is fully endorsed by the teachers unions.

Buycott #WIN: Chick-fil-A ran out of food. When was the last time Ben & Jerry’s sold out of ice cream? Capitalism rocks. And Leftism is determined to destroy so much more than a chain of fast food restaurants.

In God We Trust: just don’t pray for guidance in Henrico County, Virginia.  The tyranny of the minority continues, until we decide it shouldn’t.

The police are your friends. Even when they steal your truck, get your driver killed in a hail of bullets, and stick you with the repair bill.

Somewhere a feminist is cringing: Adrienne loves her new vacuum. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

Denial, it’s a river in Florida.

Finally for today, you think you’re tough? Motorcyclist hits deer, gets up, keeps going. Take that, Energizer bunny!