No wonder Obama’s credit card was declined

He’s got a stack of unpaid bills sitting on his desk that he “forgot” about.

“One of the nice things about being home is actually that it’s a little bit like a time capsule. Because Michelle and I and the kids, we left so quickly that there’s still junk on my desk, including some unpaid bills (laughter) — I think eventually they got paid — but they’re sort of stacked up. And messages, newspapers and all kinds of stuff.”

And then the White House decide to “forget” that he mentioned them.

But that transcript is different than the official White House version, which deletes the “unpaid bills” part:

“there’s still junk on my desk, including some — newspapers and all kinds of stuff.​”

The discrepancy was noticed by the White House pool reporters, and the correct transcript disseminated by them.

Here’s a pro-tip Champ. If you don’t pay your bills, your credit card gets declined.

“I was trying to explain to the waitress `No, I really think that I’ve been paying my bills.”‘

Which, of course, turns out to be a lie.

Everything Obama says is a lie. Including “and” and “the.”