ISIS Has ‘Grievances’? Why didn’t they say so! Tell ’em to celebrate Festivus with us!

Joint Chiefs Chairman General Martin Dempsey recently told an interviewer, “ISIS has ‘grievances’ that need to be addressed.”

Grievances? Why didn’t they say so?

Because, we’ve got a holiday for that!

C’mon Muslims, adopt Festivus, make it yours, air your grievances!

Then we’ll get a couple of Marines to face off with some of your guys in the Feats of Strength.

Kick your ass, we will. Pin you, too.

Gee, this multicultural thing might work out after all.