Because President CO2 Cutter flew in 20 pizzas last month for himself and some friends. Special delivery, direct from St. Louis, Missouri. 860 miles, more or less.
Apparently you can’t get good take-out in DC.
As Instapundit is fond of saying, I’ll believe this whole CO2 causes Global Warming thing is really a problem when the guy telling me it’s a problem starts acting like it’s a problem.
Until then, he’s just spewing hot air.