I demand broccoli control!

A Jersey City woman attacked her adult daughter with … broccoli.

A Jersey City woman has been charged with aggravated assault after she threw hot broccoli on her daughter after a dispute, police said.

During a dispute with her adult daughter, Pridgen allegedly threw hot broccoli at her, reports state. Information on the daughter’s condition was not immediately available.

See, the problem is, anybody can buy deadly “assault broccoli.” Frank Lautenberg needs to spring into action asap!

Oh, who am I kidding. Frank can’t even crawl into action anymore.

So who will rid us of the broccoli menace?

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