The #VRWC Report, I can see Doomsday from my cliff

John Boehner has a Doomsday Plan. It’s practically guaranteed to spell doom for the GOP. Grow a pair Johnny. And stop yer cryin’.

The only thing we have to fear is fearful Republicans. And it’s probably time to man the lifeboats.

Here’s a fun fact. As taxes go up, birth rates go down.

Tis the season for the War On Christmas. Also, to check if you’re on Obama’s naughty or nice list.

Then, join a Christmas flash mob. You’ll be glad you did.

The Pope joined Twitter. Yes, there was a clown in the audience.

Responsibility? Surely it’s racist, or something. Far better to be domesticated by our Washington Overlords, right?

Poster child for Obamacare: Dr. Barbarian, M.D.

Women in combat? Why not go for an all-female army!

Speaking of combative women, Michelle Obama bought a new dress. From NASA.

Teacher locks kid in closet, leaves for the day. Wait, I thought Publik Skoolz were encouraging kids to come out of the closet? No child left behind? Bah!

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Cross-posted from TheoSpark.net

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