John Boehner has a Doomsday Plan. It’s practically guaranteed to spell doom for the GOP. Grow a pair Johnny. And stop yer cryin’.
Here’s a fun fact. As taxes go up, birth rates go down.
Then, join a Christmas flash mob. You’ll be glad you did.
The Pope joined Twitter. Yes, there was a clown in the audience.
Poster child for Obamacare: Dr. Barbarian, M.D.
Women in combat? Why not go for an all-female army!
Speaking of combative women, Michelle Obama bought a new dress. From NASA.
Teacher locks kid in closet, leaves for the day. Wait, I thought Publik Skoolz were encouraging kids to come out of the closet? No child left behind? Bah!