Apparently some of my Facebook friends haven’t heard about #ObamaDogRecipes yet.
Remember when Mitt Romney put his dog on the roof of his car? Democrats called PETA. Obama said “don’t do that, it ruins the flavor.”
See, long ago in Indonesia, when he was but a wee Muslim lad without a fake birth certificate, Barack Obama ate dog meat. Someone finally read that passage in “Dreams From My Father.” And thus an internet meme was born.
What does Obama call Mitt Romney’s dog Seamus? Meals on Wheels!
KFC = Kenyan Fried Chicken!
Pardon me, would you have any Greyhound Poupon?
Who’s up for some Chicken Poodle Soup?
Here’s a few more:
Chocolate Lab Cake
German Shepherds’s Pie
And my all-time favorite: Chihuahua Chimichanga!
You know what? If I owned a dog, it would look just like the one Obama ate.