The cops must have held a lottery at the station house to see who got this assignment

The Rockaway, NJ PD conducted a six week prostitution sting at a donut shop.

They dubbed it “Operation Extra Sugar.” With a side of cream?

After extensively investigating her activities, cops arrested 29 year old Melissa Redmond for offering “coffee, tea, or me” at a Rt 46 drive-thru Dunkin Donuts.

Or should that be “Dunkin Ho-nuts?” And no, I won’t make the obvious dunkin ho joke!

According to the report, repeat customers were given a discount. Maybe she took Groupons? Or Grope-ons?

A spokesman for the Dunkin Donuts national office declined to comment.

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